


The first thing to do is to build all the basics. Welcome to Brendan’s Nice Prison For Agreeable People. CCTV, perimeter walls, sniffer dogs and guard patrols are sure to help make this a reality. In lieu of this, I wanted to see if it was possible to create a lovely, warm, sweet-smelling prison, just like ma used to make.

I’ve run my fair share of ruinous hellholes but now that several updates have been added to give the player some more control over the disorder. And I don’t think building Cell Block B without any plumbing helps. If a full-scale riot isn’t the problem (rarely), then a lack of funds is. It's also incredibly difficult to manage. Introversion’s deservedly popular Shawshank simulator is a lot of fun.
